It has come to the attention of the committee that a certain stepladder has been perloined!
Rumour has it that it is taking a well earned break or moonlighting around the globe having escaped the confines of the club house. If you have seen it on your holidays please forward any pictures or reports of its where abouts ...
Should anyone have any concrete news please contact Alan Reed on 07795 417873
UPDATE: It now appears that this fellony seems to have been carried out by a highly orgnaised and motivated gang with the most devious black mail in mind. A copy of the demands can be found here in an attempt to help bring these perpetrators to justice.